Blake

Welcome, Blake, to SlopTV! He's woks in AI software development in Florida, but he's a native of New England. His initiation into the world of messy, male humiliation begins with a thorough dump of blue slop and a pie in the face. We're also introducing a new feature, the post slop interview. Here exactly from Blake about what it felt like to get all that mess dumped on him.

Since Blake works with AI a lot in his day job, it only seemed fitting to let AI have a hand in designing the stunts he'd have to do at SlopTV. We asked an AI engine to come up with the silliest, most humiliating game show stunts it could. We were not disappointed and we don't think you will be either. From artificial intelligence to intelligence that may have been a little artificial, Blake talked a big game about his knowledge of his beloved New England sports teams. For each question he got wrong, he had to do five dizzy bat rounds and then put on one of the "Hellish Helmets."

Blake is running out of opportunities to convince the judges he should avoid the ultimate humiliation of the Final Slop Drop. Since he works as a ski instructor during the season, the judges treat him to an apres-ski fondue. He has to snag pickles from a string, dunk his face in cheesy goodness and then a bowl of crushed up pretzels before making desert in his pants. From something tasty, to something terrible, Blake's last chance at redemption involves his least favorite food, anchovies. He has to hold the stinky little fillets on his tongue for 15, 30 then 60 seconds! His pride gets the better of him and he goes too far on the final iteration meaning he has to press the red buzzer releasing the slop which has been poised over him for the entire stunt. As is so often the case, though, his efforts were in vein. Blake, unfortunately for him, fails to impress our judges. They take it out on him by requiring him to strip out of his singlet and get slopped naked. Then he has to endure three pies on the butt.